Dont you think...

1. Dont you think that having a 'smoking section' is kinda like having a pee-ing section in a pool
2. Dont you think I am in shape??? Round IS a shape.  I'm fat, but you are ugly (I can lose weight)
3. Put 6 locks on your door, but only lock three, that way, if someone tried to burgle you, they'd end up locking three.
4. Dont play stupid with me, I am better at it.
5. If idiots could fly, the world would be a freakin ariport
6. I am not a complete freak; some parts are missing
7. If at first you dont succeed, dont admit you were trying
8. Keep Smiling, even if you arent happy, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.